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Posts Tagged ‘funny’

Tired of staring at your computer screen all day?

Well, if it makes you feel any better, I agree with you!

How do you get your exercise?

During sex you burn as much calories as you would running for 8 kilometers.

My question is, who the fuck runs 8 kilometers in 30 seconds?

Update your facebook another time!

It’s pretty sad that someone actually inspired a sign like this!

Dogs loving to play ball

Why is it that dogs always love to chase anything that is green, sphyrical, and bounces? When I always play ball with my dog he loves to play but when he starts to get tired and lay down with the ball I’d go pick up the ball from him and he jolt right up ready to go after I throw it. He always seems to have enough energy for 1 more throw. And I had these remote control cars I was playing with at the same time and I’d put the ball in the back and let my dog chase after it and he’d be chasing it like crazy twisting and turning. It was just absolutely hilarious!

Helping others out, like Turtles

We’re driving down the road and notice something large in front of us ahead. It was a big turtle slowly making it’s way across. We stopped and helped it across so it would not get hurt by any cars.

Helping this small creature made me think of this video. I bet this kid would have done the same thing,

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